Go Bwaah

Exactly how it sounds

Baby Preacher

Props to my sister for showing me this one.

Ocular penetration is a problem...

You forgot blueberries...

Wait for the slo-mo at the end.

Barney Fail

I bet this kid really loves to "brush his teeth"

Let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings

Sorry about the language but he puts the team on his back dude.

Messing with the driving instructor

Messing With Driving Instructors Part 2 - watch more funny videos

If you can get past the kid at the start its actually a pretty funny video

The most pathetic race ever

Weird, my money was riding on the girl to the far right.

The Greatest Freakout EVER

If you haven't already seen this enjoy!

QVC ladder fall

Listen to the noise he makes. OUCH

Rare item gets rarer

There was nothing else like it in the world, now there's just nothing.

Can you blame him?

When I first saw this video I was sure it was fake. I'm still not convinced but it's still hilarious. Enjoy!

Fat Bitch Walk

Look out for this one...

Another annoying play-by-play announcer

Someone should tell this guy that it's high school girls basketball

Airbag prank

Wait for the clap...

Its like watching a train wreck

You can't look away

People are awesome

Not a funny video but I felt like its worth sharing.

it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Ouch

WARNING: not funny just really creepy

If there is something creepier out there, i want to see it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bas Rutten

One of the greatest Youtube videos of all time

Chris Berman freaks out

I always hated Chris Berman for his stupid back, back, back... chant that ruins the home run derby every year. Now I just have one more reason to hate him. Enjoy

P.S listen to the little comment one of the producers has at :15

BARBARIC!!!!!

Is this Robert Byrd or Droopy Dog?

Awkward Family Photos

One of my favorite websites. Check it out at www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Nerdiest moment ever

I was thinking the exact same thing

and the drunk asshole of the day goes to...

Subway Fail Stunt - Watch more Funny Videos

This girl

I knew soccer players were babies

They should wear diapers

Beer slingshot fail

This is why we study history, so we don't repeat our mistakes. This guy obviously didn't see watermelon vs. face.

Nuts and bolts, we got screwed...

I wonder if this guy even has a kid on the team, or if he's actually that big of a loser.

Greatest Football Comeback ever...

41-17 with under 3 minutes to go. Check out this crazy ending. Make sure you watch all the way to the end.

The Dark Side

From this year's ESPY's. Spoof of the movie "The Blind Side" featuring Payton Manning.

Public access show prank calls

This poor guy just wants to talk about New Yorkers carrying guns. Listen to the prank callers rip him apart.

Why you shouldn't fall asleep on the train

Pissed off RV Salesman

Who knew selling an RV was so hard?

Teach Me how to Dougie, then drive me to the hospital

I don't think thats how it's supposed to go

Hide yo Kids.

Peyton Manning United Way

One of the greatest SNL commercials ever. I could never really find a good place to watch it though so I figured I'd put it up here.

Old Hockey Coach

Chris Chelios tells us about his favorite hockey coach

Watermelon meets face

They don't call it the amazing race for nothing

At least he cleared it

Not so fast

Next time you think of stealing something, make sure Chuck Norris is not in the store

Wow Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga tells us what she looks for in a man

West Virginia Ninja

Im gonna show you guys this video but remember: DONT GO NINJAING NOBODY THAT DONT NEED NINJAING

And The Band Marches On

I don't even know why this is so funny, but I can't stop laughing.

Really drunk woman

Maybe she was drinking to forget the loss of Lebron

Suck my preck

you sonama bitch

PacMan

ouch

I Love Basketball

Whats your favorite park?

Drunk Asshole of the day

Wow buddy, wow

Ninja Cat

I don't know why I think this is so funny... its more creepy than anything.

Fat gangsta chick

Did you see those moves she learned in nu-jitsu? Im not messing with her

Arnold explains working out

This is the governor of California?

HIde your kids...

If you havent seen this already, enjoy.

Mom punches teacher

POW, right in the kisser

Boom goes the dynamite

No wonder he goes to Ball State

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

It could be a crack head

Fat kid owned

Florida Panther's goal calls

This has to be the best hockey announcer I have ever heard

Sliding doors are a bitch

Dude, seriously?

It's still real to me damnit

Ill admit it, I was pissed off too when I heard wrestling was fake... when I was 7.

Scarlet takes a tumble

What a shame, the performance was going so well.

Classic

Just some all-american trash talk. enjoy.

Best soccer celebration ever

Guy throws pizza

Apparently the guy who gets hit by the pizza was talking trash to the other guy the entire game for ordering a slice of pizza at a baseball game and not a hot-dog. I don't know why I think this is so funny. Probably because the guy has no idea he just got hit with a piece of pizza.

Funny commercial

He was injured, injured bad.

Drunkest Man Ever

We here at the Dope Stop love to see people at their finest, but this takes it to a whole new level.

Don't Sleep and Drive...

See if you can spot the irony in this clip

Just when you thought soccer couldn't get any gayer

This guy comes along

And the drunk asshole of the day goes to...

This guy

NOTE: watch the back room through the doorway on the right

Grape Stomping

If you haven't already seen this, you need to

Reporter Turns Ghetto

kind of an old video but it cracks me up every single time.

Finally

Someone finally takes a stand against the loser that is Justin Bieber

The Funnies are Back

What up Dope Stoppers? Big Willy here. If you haven't noticed, the funnies page here at The Dope Stop has been about as useful as a fat kid in dodgeball lately. I would like to turn that around by providing you guys with the latest, greatest and funniest crap from all over the web. Check back everyday to find some hilarious videos, articles, pictures and more to share with your friends, family, etc. On behalf of The Dope Stop I would like to officially re-open the funnies. ENJOY!

What does this mean?

What is this guy on and where can I get some?

You done goofed up

cyber police? really?

I Know EXACTLY How This Kid Feels

I go through phones like water, so I feel this kid's pain.

I think that's German for "OW"

My personal fav.

Disguised Weapons

Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die. 

Wow buddy.

To say this guys wasted is an understatement.

Zach Galifinakis - Can't tell me Nothin.

This dude is too funny.

Suspect Win.

nom nom nom.

Fixin To Get Lit Up!

Ahhh, summer. Sunshine, beer, and lawnmowers. Watch out for cops though if you're going to enjoy them in combination, and don't forget to check out our funnies page.

Ow god dammit!

Be a Man

Being that I was a soccer player I thought this was great.

Again find more hilarious e-mails by clicking here. enjoy

Be A Man

Posted at: 2009-10-15 11:26:06

Original ad:
Old/used soccer equipment wanted for my kid. Will drive to pick up anywhere near Malvern. No calls, email only: ************@verizon.net

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

Hello,

I have a bunch of old soccer equipment that would be perfect for your daughter. I have soccer balls, nets, cleats, etc. Let me know specifically what you need and we can talk prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

Actually the stuff is for my son because I want to get him started in soccer. I'm in need of a practice net, soccer ball and kids size 6 cleats if you have them. Thanks.

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

My mistake, I assumed it was for your daughter because it is soccer. If that is the way you want to raise your son, I have some other items you may want to buy for him. I have a pink twirling baton with silver ribbons, and a cheerleader set consisting of two pom-poms, pink cheerleader bloomers, and a toy megaphone.

I'm charging $100 for the practice net, $20 for the ball, $25 for the baton, and $30 for the cheerleader set. I don't have kids size 6 cleats, but you don't really need cleats for soccer anyway. Your son could probably just use his bunny slippers.

Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

Well I'm definitely interested in kicking your fucking ass. One question, asshole: if you think soccer is so gay, why do you have soccer equipment, and a cheerleader set and baton?

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

Please, you aren't kicking anyone's ass. The fact that you are getting your son started in soccer instead of football says a lot about you as a man.

To answer your question, I have the baton and cheerleader set as trophies. When I was a kid, I used to go around the neighborhood and beat up all the other kids who played soccer and steal their stuff. I acquired the cheerleader set and baton from this one kid in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew that kid wasn't right - he used to ride around on a pink bike and always wanted to have tea parties with the other kids. I tried to help him by beating him up and stealing his baton, but I don't think it worked. I saw him in Philly a few years ago, blowing some guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept my gatherings in my shed out back as a testament to my manliness, but I need to make room for my new shotgun and power saw.

So do you want the stuff or not? I also have Brokeback Mountain on DVD. I ordered Die Hard, but that was sent to me in error. It sounds like a movie that you and your son would enjoy watching.

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

You must be so proud of what a big man you are with your shotgun and power saw.

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

You're goddamn right I am. It's just part of being a man, which you apparently know nothing about. Tell you what - forget the baton and cheerleader set. I want to help you. I'll sell you my shotgun for $1,700. It is a 10-gauge Remington that'll put some hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with it. There is nothing more manly than blowing a deer's head off and eating the raw venison from its neck.

Then, after you are done manning up, you can come back and I'll sell you some football equipment for your son. I'd hate to see him blowing Caleb in an alley in Philly some day.

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger? Go fuck yourself. 

I Don't Think That's How It Works...

What an idiot

Britton B. update: Yesss.

Good Dog

Watch this video the whole way through. The question I have is: Is that a dude or a chick? Thanks to Peter Puff for the link.

DontEvenReply.com: "E-mails From an Asshole."

Okay people this guy "Mike" is one of the funniest people I have ever come across. The purpose of his site is to make you laugh. He finds peoples random post on craigslist or other similar sites messes and with them using his ignorant alter-ego "Mike." We will be sporadically posting his "discussions" so if you want you can visit his site at DontEvenReply enjoy!

This is his first ever post... so again to view the next one and his site click here.

The Shaniqua Chronicles pt. 1

Posted at: 2009-06-08 00:51:29

Original ad:
**********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500

HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP.

(the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad)

Me to SHANIQUA ***********
ay yo girl i gots a ford explorer for you

its not really a 1997 its a 1985
and its not really a ford explorer its a ford bronco but its like the same thing

here are the specs if your interested:
-217,292 miles
-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont
-the V6 engine was replaced with a V8, gas mileage is pretty good - i got about 12 mpg highway the other day but that was with premium
-power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down
-tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!
-i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks
-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. broncos are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag.
-the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold.
-heat works if you drive the car for a while
-the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems
-it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex
-the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap
-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a few bucks.
im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate.
let me know what you think
-ted

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

No thanks.That's not what I'm looking for it's too old and not even the right type of Ford.Have a nice day :)

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

I'm willing to drop the price to $7,000 and throw in a phil collins cassette tape for the tape player. even though it may seem old, it still runs like it was OJ's bronco. and don't worry about it not being an explorer. all fords are built ford tough.

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

I don't think that you read my ad.I don't have $7000.00 to spend on a truck much less a DAMN 1985 BRONCO!!!!!!!!!!!You should be willing to give that old ass piece of shit away.GO AWAY and leave me the hell alone STOP WASTING MY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

I see you are a tough negotiator. My final offer is $6,900, and I'll include a floormat from my 1983 cutlass supreme. this floormat is brown with several stains and cigarette burns, but it will keep the beautiful bronco interior very clean. please consider this generous offer.

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

READ THE AD 1500 THAT'S IT.I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN FORD BRONCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

Okay, I can see that this luxurious bronco is out of your price range. That is okay. I have a cheaper car that you may be interested in.
It is a 1996 Geo Metro. Almost EXACTLY the same as a Ford Explorer. When looking at the two, I personally can't even tell the difference.
It was my son's car, but he lost his license after his third DUI, so now I am stuck with it. I have no use for it though, and would be willing to sell it to you for $1550.
Features:
- 246,000 HIGHWAY miles
- AM radio, great for traffic reports and radio disney
- 3 great tires from Walmart, they still have about 200 miles worth of tread on them
- Partially functional transmission. Reverse does not work, but you don't really need that anyway.
- Due to a wheel alignment problem, the car can only turn right. But with power steering, it makes turning right easy. Three right turns can make a left.
- No title
- Currently needs brakes, exhaust, cat converter, a front wheel and rotor, and a motor to pass inspection. But as long as you don't get pulled over, who cares about inspection?
- The paint is a metallic/rust red. Some of the spots have rusted through, but I covered it up with duct tape and spray paint. Looks good as new!
- Comes with THE CLUB, a state of the art anti-theft device. But i lost the key to it, so its stuck on the steering wheel. great for leaving your car in west philly!
- The gas tank currently leaks gas, so MPG is around 6 or 7 depending on how fast you drive. You just need to keep plugging the hole with gum.
At that price, this car is a DEAL! Let me know what you think.

SHANIQUA *********** to Me

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me to SHANIQUA ***********

so you don't want the geo? you're missing out on a dream car. tell you what, for that price, I will also include three old Newsweek magazines, a used toaster, and an old Philadelphia Eagles #81 Terrell Owens jersey.